If you see this image it’s too late. This unfortunate soul died when someone tried to take all of his kiwis. Because they were so precious to him his heart couldn’t handle the thought of not having any around. He died of heartbreak the day of that unfortunate incident. Now that you have seen this image, the kiwi ghost will now haunt you for the rest of your life, unless you follow these instructions. At midnight, after you see this image, you must brew a fresh pot of coffee while playing “Body Language” by Queen. You must then drink the coffee and yell, “FRESH POTS!” at the top of your lungs. If you fail to follow these instructions, the kiwi ghost will haunt you and steal all of your kiwis, because they are so precious to him.